Let me get something straight: this is a JOURNAL, not a diary. This was Mom's idea, not mine. But if she Thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she's crazy
Remember how I said that if some jerk caught me carrying a book with "diary" on the cover, they were gonna get the wrong idea? Well, that's exactly what happened today.
You know how you're supposed to come up with a list of "resolutions" at the beginning of the year to try to make yourself a better person? Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people know.
Greg's mom has a vision of "family togetherness" that really doesn't sound a whole lot of fun. But there's a brand-new addition to the Heffley family to contend with and it looks like Greg might be outnumbered. It could be a dog of a summer...
Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it's cracked up to be?
Greg Heffley is in big trouble. School property has been damaged, and Gregis the prime suspect. But the crazy thing is he's innocent. Or at least sort of.
A Valentine's day dance at Greg's middle school has turned his world upside down.
greg Heffley's on a losing streak. His best friend, Rowley Jefferson, has ditched him, and finding new friends in middle school is proving to be a tough task.
A family road trip is supposed to be a lot of fun... unless, of course, you're the Heffleys.
Life was better in the old days. Or was it? That's the question Greg Heffley is asking himself as his town voluntarily unplugs and goes electronics-free.